Nigerian Ladies And Nigerian Police (SEE 10 SIMILARITIES HERE)

 
It’s possible you’ll name this feminine bashing publish, however that doesn’t cease it’s the bitter fact in its unclothedness.

My encounter with each of them has made me perceive they’re each synonymous in nature.
With out losing time. Now let’s analyze what these folks share in widespread


1. Late Coming Angle
If there’s a theft operation someplace and you inform the police to come, they may come immediately the robbers must have gone and can begin firing weapons, tear gasoline and begin arresting pedestrians. To the women, you invite them on a date and they’ll turn up when the waiters are virtually driving you out of the eatery or lodge.

2. They Are Indecisive
Sure they’re each indecisive. Take for instance, policemen arrested you for one thing you weren’t responsible of, they usually swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make them let go off you. They identical individuals will later attain a settlement with you on a situation that you need to endeavour to bounce to their tune. To the Girls, they could be in a relationship and so they should have sworn with their lives that solely dying can separate them. The identical women will dump your a$$ for a man the hardly know most likely due to his monetary standings.

3.We don’t want T. B Joshua to inform us that, these folks love cash to the extent that, If you’re that broke man aspiring to be one of the best amongst your equals. Even if you’re a PhD holder and you might be poor, these folks could make you try suicide as a result of they’re fast to ridicule and mouth trash you even if you’re in your proper; however the second they discover you might be wealthy, they may begin laughing hysterically at each phrase that comes out of your mouth, even in case you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku.

4. They Are At The Receiving Finish
Simply we all know that our policemen are all the time on the receiving finish, so are our girls. Take for instance, a policeman visits you; he expects you to squeeze some naira notes into his pocket, and while you go to him; he nonetheless expects you to do the identical. So are many girls too.

Once they go to you they anticipate you to pay for her fare, else, they tag you “Stingy man”, and once you go to them, they’ll count on you to drop some amount of cash as per say you be man.

5. They Simply Suspect An individual And Bounce To Conclusion
I suppose you may need to be hara$$ed by policemen who had no proof towards you, but inflicted pains on you. Take for instance, you drove your pop’s automobile and policemen stopped you on the junction. After presenting the paperwork of the automotive to them and conspicuously, they came upon that the automobile really belongs to your dad not you. They may nonetheless maintain insisting that you simply really stole the automobile. To the women, they are going to learn your chat historical past and rapidly presume you might be in a relationship with a woman who enjoys chatting with you, even with out seeing flirtacious messages.

6. They Are Simply Deceived
Sure girls and policemen at all times declare they’re too good to be deceived, however I can let you know that If you realize your manner, you may deceive them and throw them right into a state of discombobulation.

7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature
By default, each of them are usually not appreciative. Why I stated each of them are usually not appreciative in nature is that, if you happen to give a policeman a sum of cash at present, and also you refuse to provide them cash tomorrow, he won’t remember that you really gave him some cash yesterday. To the women, they imagine that each favour finished to them is your responsibility as a person. It’s possible you’ll give a girl some hundreds of thousands of naira right this moment, if she picks up quarrel with you tomorrow, she could begin saying ” what have you ever finished that a man has not executed earlier than? ”

8. They Flirt
The syndrome of flirting runs within the veins of each of them. A policeman will on the finish of working hours chill at a neighborhood pepper soup joint flirting with women who’re sufficiently old to be his daughter. To the women, they could have boyfriends however will nonetheless be flirting underneath the cloak of “I cannot put all my eggs in a single basket”

9. They Function Successfully At Evening
Sure they function successfully at evening. You will notice police highway block @ night time stopping trailers and automobile to get cash from them, in other words, some girls show their physique @ night time ready for sugar daddies to parade them. Aren’t they synonymous ?
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