Guys, Do Not Try This At Home (TRUE life STORY)



I have been dating my girl Emem for about 2 years now. She’s the kinda girl you would call an A grade chic. Fine as hell, well structured with booty and boobies, light skinned, lovely dark natural hair, great dress sense and to crown it up… UNILAG Babe.
She’s an awesome lady and like any Calabar babe she’s a great cook and great in bed. Amazingly, she’s been faithful in our relationship to a fault. Anytime she’s free, she gives me her time and her body. Her commitment met no bounds. My plan from the onset was to marry her as soon as she graduated. With only 1 semester left for her, things were already in shape.


 As a staff in the leading telecommunication company in Nigeria, you can say I am doing great myself. 6ft tall, handsome….. Don’t wanna blow my trumpet. I stay in my apartment off Awolowo way Ikeja.
Everything seemed perfect for Emem and I, until one very faithful friday evening. She has been telling me about this ladies night thingy her and her friends had been planning. Although I have been against it from the start but I didn’t enforce it on her not to go. My reason was, whenever she is not having her period on a friday she’s always with me, getting busy. To me, most friday nights were sacred and I loved it that way.
When I went to see her that friday, I called her downstairs in the popular new hall hostel at her campus and she was all dressed up. I told her. “Sweety, I can’t believe you won’t be coming home with me, you know how much this night means to us.”
She was downcast and said. “Honey, you and I have a life time to share together. This is just one night and I contributed a lot of money for this outing. Please just this night. I promise you, I will never deny you again.”
I knew to myself that it was all about me and I felt obliged to give her just one night to be happy with her friends. So I said to her. “Sweety, OK, you can have fun. I will probably watch music videos till I sleep off. I love you baby.”
She hugged me and kissed me. Well, that wasn’t a good move, she only made me more horny…..
I drove off, headed for home. It was around 8:30pm as at the time I left and there was little traffic on the road. While I was driving, I couldn’t help the feeling that I needed some TLC that night. I was so turned on and I had to just do something about it. I thought I could watch some xxx films to quell the urge but I knew it would only make it worse.
As I drove I was in some kinda dilemma, trying to decide my next move. My good side saying. “Come on Tayo be patient Emem would come tomorrow and satisfy you.” and my bad side saying “Guy you need to get your manly greased.” That instant, I was so confused and very indecisive but as I drove around opebi road, I saw what my eyes turned blind to countless times. The Daughters Of Eve. Or I would call them prodigal daughters.
Usually the opebi road at night is always littered with ashi’s. They never moved me one bit, but I guess they new I was vulnerable that night. If you know what packaging means, these girls reached the peak. Different shapes and sizes, hips, hippos and even hippopotamuses. My eyes saw wonders and I couldn’t help myself than to park on the road side.
I said to myself, let me just steal a glance, to feed my eyes. I never knew I would say to myself “Please sir, can I have some more?” In Oliver twists voice.
As I parked some girls strolled to my car, but they did not tickle my fancy. I just ignored them and came out from the car.
There was this particular chic I saw. She was light skinned and  very similar in shape with Emem’s. I spotted her again and I felt I could just go and say a word or 2 to her. So as I got to her, I said. “Hi, whats up?”
She looked at me with a big grin on her face. “Hello handsome, I am cool.”
I was caught up between words. I didn’t know what to say exactly. So I said to her. “Erm, What’s your name?”
She looked puzzled and she answered. “My name is Titilola.”
It caught me unawares. I then said. “You are yoruba? and you look this good. I noticed you when I drove by, I thought you were Calabar. What state are you from?”
she said. “I am from Ogun state. Sorry Mr, can I help you with anything? Do you want a short rest or do you want all night?, there’s a hotel by the other street”
I paused for some seconds, I never had the intension of going that far, but when she mentioned it, it sounded like a very good idea. My night would not be lonely after all, I thought.
I said to her. “Titit the thing is I can’t do short time it’s a waste of money, and I can’t lodge in a hotel when I have my place of my own. So how is it going to be?”
She looked very interested and said. “Well, where do you stay?”
I told her. “off Awolowo way.”
She then said. “Thats not far, ok then but it will cost you N10,000″
I laughed and said to her. “N10,000, even me I don’t earn N10,000 per day. I will pay you N7,000 you take it or leave it.”
She then thought for a while and said. “okay no problem, where did you park your car?”
As we both headed to the car she insisted I pay her the money before we moved, which I did. As I drove, I took a glimpse on her thighs, although it was night but her laps glittered and glowed in the dark. I couldn’t help but put my right hand caressing her firmly as I drove to my crib.
We got to my apartment and as I turned on the light I could see her better. She gleamed like an Angel, she even appeared more attractive than Emem. Her curves in all ramifications was an artistry of Heavenly endeavor. I was pushed to say to her. “Titi if you do me well this night, I promise to give you N10,000.”
She smiled and said to me. “okay, no problem go take your bath and get ready for me.”
I went to bathroom took a shower and came out. She did the same and as she came out from the shower she came straight to me. She grabbed me by my mini me and started sucking me. I don’t know how she managed to put the whole thing in her mouth. Something Emem couldn’t do, she did it with ease. She pushed me on the bed, sucking me with vigor, like she needed it for life support. I could even feel her throat with my cap. She used her mouth, then her hand, then her mouth again. I kept my hands on the back of my head, closed my eyes and relaxed my mind, as the night was unfolding before my very eyes.
After about 10 minutes of intensified sucking, she brought tissue paper to clean me up and wore me a durex condom. She then stood up on the bed turned her back on me and squatted, in the process grabbing my mini me and inserting it in her. I could feel the firmness of her walls giving way as I entered her gradually. She carefully affirmed it in and next thing she started thrusting, shoving her waist back and forth. I could feel my cap crushing through the walls and reaching the depths. She helped herself by moaning and crying out with both of her hands on my abdominal region. It was a joyful ride…..
As the ride was going on, I heard a knock on the door. I ignored it at first because, it could be one of my neighbors asking me for one thing or the other. It was persistent but I still ignored, until my phone started to ring. It was Emem, I told Titi. “Stop, stop, please.”
She said. “What is it?”
I then said. “Sssshhhh…., whisper please I think my wife is here.”
She got up and started shaking putting her hands on her head. “You don kill me this man, why didn’t you tell me you are married what kind of nonsense is this.”
I told her to calm down and relax. There was no escape route, the kitchen exit was locked from outside and I have been nonchalant to break the lock. I knew my end had come that night. My phone kept on ringing and I was to scared too pick it. Next thing, a text came in. Emem wrote: “I know you are in there, the door is bolted from the inside. I believe you are angry that I turned you down for my friends. I thought about it and I decided to shelve the night out for you. I love you very much Tayo. Please open the door.”
I knew very well, I couldn’t keep her standing out for long. Titi was panicking, trying to wear her clothes back on. I then thought of a plan, I suggested Titi would get dressed carry her shoes in her hands and stay in the kitchen store and that as I open the door for Emem, I will leave the door unlocked so that as Emem is settled in the room Titi could leave. It felt like a perfect plan and Titi bought it.
So I took off the condom, cleaned up and wore my boxers and carried the plan out. Emem came in and I wore a distraught look, all in pretense. She hugged me and kissed me as we headed to the room and I felt glad that the plan was in motion.
As we got into the room. She pulled off her her gown and I said to her. “Please go take your bath.”
She said. “I did that about 40 minutes ago, I took a taxi from campus.”
I knew she wanted to pacify me with love making, so I went to wash-up I took my time cause I usually go skin to skin with Emem and I didn’t want her to perceive anything unusual. After I cleaned up, I put on some body spray to be safe.
As I came out she grabbed me by my mini me and started sucking me. In my mind I was like. “Here we go again.”
I turned the light switch off to covert the plan more effectively
We started making love and I heard some movement in the sitting room. I became assured that Titi had left. I was so relived, so I put in my effort in making love to Emem. She loved doggy style so I gave it to her and made sure she was waisted.
After the whole exercise, Emem laid on my chest as she took a doze. I was partially up, thinking of how lucky I was. Next thing that happened was that the light came up, I saw Titi she whispered. “My purse, my purse'”
I was so mad and confused. I carefully looked around and tried as much as possible not to move to wake Emem up. She then sighted it, she then pointed at it whispering “There, see it there.”
I couldn’t get it so I directed her to come stealthy to get the purse.
As she tipped toed closer I was praying that Emem would not get up. Titi then reached her purse and as she bent to pick it up one of her shoes dropped on the tiles and it made a hell of a noise. Emem raised her head up from my chest and quickly I turned over and was on top of her and I used the extra bed sheet we use to cover to envelope us and I said to her. “Baby I want to fuck u so bad.”
She said. “Sweetheart I am tired, please let me rest small.”
I used my legs to open her legs apart and I forcibly had sex with her. she was begging me to stop but I didn’t. Buying Titi enough time to pick her purse and leave my place.
When I was done, I got up to make sure Titi had left. The coast looked very clear but I was baffled to see my wallet by the door emptied. Luckily I lost some few cash lets say about N20,000 I rather trade that a 100 times than loosing Emem.
Guys out there, I was lucky, very lucky. Emem and I are now married and she’s expecting our first child. But I learnt never to gamble like that again. Be satisfied with what you have, there’s nothing in pussy but there’s everything in having a wonderful lady.