Guys Get In Here: 10 Reasons To Date A Chubby Plus Size Girl

A fat girl isn’t exactly what some men dream of dating. It may come off as cruel but ask any guy and they’ll often tell you their idea of a dream date is someone who looks like their favorite model or celebrity.
– You can say that it is insensitive calling girls with a lot of flesh, FAT and it is better when they are referred to as BIG
However, there are a number of reasons why dating a fat girl has its benefits. Infact, once you give it a shot, you may find going out with a fat lady a lot more enjoyable than hanging out with their skinny counterpart.
– The word FAT, however, drives the point home and I prefer using it in this article because it will communicate effectively
Bigger girls have their advantages and they are awesome people to date and hang around. They will laugh and smile a lot and that will make your day. This is why you should consider changing your taste.
For those wondering why you should date a fat girl, here are 10 reasons that would make you consider:
Easy to talk to. One of the things that make a fat girl interesting to date is their ability to talk about anything. Since they’ve made it a point to focus more on their brains and their personality instead of just their looks, they can engage you in a variety of topics that will keep you from being bored.
They are charming 
Fat girls know very well that their looks will probably not arrest your attention like curvy smaller women. To solve this they will often appear charming and sociable hence will click with you in no time.
Attitude is a word they leave with you to describe the other women with smaller physiques.
Pleasing personality. Admit it, the pretty women you’ve dated don’t always have an endearing personality. Since they think the world of themselves, don’t expect them to be all that nice towards you. That’s something you won’t have to deal with when dating a fat girl. Fat girls have a fun and bubbly personality and they don’t feel that the world revolves around them, making it easier to deal and hang out with them.
Fat girls are warm
Whichever way you understand ‘warm’, that is exactly what I mean. They are warm both physically and emotionally. They are welcoming and when cuddling one feels at ‘home’.
Their warmth can turn you on anytime like a bulb
Willingness to try any type of food. Not all girls are open to trying out different type of delicacies. So if you happen to enjoy trying out new dishes, dating a fat girl is a must. Since they enjoy having a good meal, expect them to be more than willing to be adventurous in trying out different restaurants and cuisines with you.
Affectionate. Fat girls love to hug and cuddle so if you’re the type who enjoys getting some affection from a girl, you can’t go wrong with dating a fat girl provided of course you give them the same amount of affection. Plus, they’ve got softer skin compared to skinny girls which makes hugging and cuddling them all the more fun.
The big body size is adventurous
The big physique gives you an interesting job; that of exploring her enormous body that is full of surprises every single day.
You are likely to discover new beauty spots even under her balloon-like boobs. You will also discover that they are good comforters because when you lie on their bosom, your problems tend to billow away like light smoke.
Open to engage in any of your favorite pastime. Fat girls aren’t shy of participating in your favorite pastime provided it won’t require them to exert any effort. Whether it’s watching your favorite TV show or playing your favorite video game, they’ll be more open and willing to bond with you and learn more about your favorite activities.
Most of them enjoy laughing
Every man loves seeing their lover laugh at their jokes even when they are not very hilarious. You can always think that they are full of laughing gas because triggering their laughter is the easiest thing in the world.
That makes them fun to be around.
Not afraid to go outdoors. Girls who are skinny often worry about their image from their skin all the way to their fingernails, which make the chances of them going with you outdoors slim. Fat girls however, are more than willing to get dirty and go outdoors with you. It doesn’t matter whether you want to go hiking or bike riding on a dirt trail, fat girls aren’t too finicky about getting a nail or two broken just for you.
You can take her anywhere. Fat girls aren’t just willing to anything with you, they’re also willing to go anywhere. They have no qualms about driving long hours just to go to the beach or to an exotic location. You won’t have to deal with complaints that the place you’re going to is too hot or out of the way.
She won’t be picked up by any guy. Guys who date slim women often have to fend off guys trying to steal them away. This is something you’ll rarely experience when dating a fat girl since most guys prefer hitting on women who have a body that’s similar to a figure usually reserved for models. As a result, you can go anywhere without fear of having your girl being stolen from you.
Opinionated. If you enjoy having a good conversation, you won’t get bored with dating a fat girl. Since most of them are very opinionated, they won’t be shy about expressing their thoughts on a particular subject making your conversation exciting and unpredictable.
Fleshy wet sex
Sex with fat girls is wholesome because they are tangible due to their fleshy bodies. There wells seldom go dry and when they are aroused they become jelly and juicy.
Even though they get exhausted faster than smaller ladies, they are always willing to try out new stuff.
As if that is not enough, her thunderous thighs cushion a man well when she is on top. The road to orgasm gets shorter then shortest in a no time.
Enjoys a good laugh. Fat girls are not shy or afraid to laugh. Since they’re not overly concerned about their appearance, they’re not worried about what they look like when they laugh out loud which makes them more fun to be around with. If you’re the type who enjoys injecting humor in a relationship, you can’t go wrong with telling a fat girl your list of jokes and silly quips.


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Why Yoruba Ladies Have the Biggest Butts in Nigeria - Charles Novia

Nollywood filmmaker and self-proclaimed culture critic Charles Novia says there should be no fuss about international stars who have big butts, because African women are naturally endowed will theirs are usually artificial. He explains that Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez should be jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and a lot of African women – especially Yoruba women.
Read his piece below.
I know the hidden agenda of Kim Kardashian, Nikki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez. Yes, I know.
These ladies are jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and one of my female relatives in the village.
Na today real Black women don dey get Big Yansh? Why the sudden obsession with Kim Kardashian’s butt by the Western World? Ehn?
And the funny thing is, oyinbo women are now getting butt transplants while those who can’t afford it are using butt pads, or Yansh Pads as we term it here sometimes.
Now, this is the humour when it comes to Nigerian and perhaps African women. When God made the African woman, he might have taken an extra rib from Adam to bless the African women in most parts of the continent. That is why South African women have….(*speechless)
Narrowing it down to Nigeria and the ethnic groups, it is debatable but research has shown that Yoruba ladies just might have the biggest butts in Nigeria. I am likely to concur with this because ever since I was born and all the years I was growing up, the only images of Yoruba women I could remember from the black and white music clips of those days and Owambe Parties, were images of some bad ass conservative butt shaking which never got one’s parents incensed enough to switch off the television lest we got ‘spoilt’ but would sooner ask us to close our eyes when images of oyinbos kissing came on the screen.
In fact, when I first watched a clip of Fela Kuti’s stage performance in 1977 or 1978 on NTV ( as it was called then), it wasn’t the ‘shakara, shakara’ chorus he was singing which caught my fancy. It was the unbridled butt shaking of his dancing girls which tormented my poor, young innocent soul for years.
Then, Charly Boy came in 1987, with his outrageous music video, ‘Big Bottom’ and not even the morally-correct NTA could ban it off the airwaves then even with the tempting close-ups of women with Big Yanshes in that video. Then one lady singer called Uche Ibeto released a video titled ‘Jigida’ where she did some provocative butt shaking as she screamed in a simulated moan ‘ligiligi, ligiligi, sha, sha, sha! ‘. And no one banned that video then because it ‘projected an African dance’.
Back to the meat of my story, today’s fashion is a conspiracy to ensure that Butt-om Power will keep on ruling. Everything with women’s fashion seems to bring out the shape of their butts these days. And the Kim Ks and Nikki Minajs are there to help you out, if you have any doubts.
Sadly, in Nigeria, I am told that Butt Pads for ladies are in high demand in the market. Why? Because many young ladies want to have butts like Kim Kardashian.
I need to ask why an African lady would want to put on artificial pads on what has naturally been padded from heaven. Because of Kim?
Fela Kuti did sing that the African People’s problems start from the back. ‘Na from BACK yioooooo’.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate butt. Good butt. And for those who got it among the ladies, thank God for ‘butt’ering your bread. But when butts are being used now as weapons of distraction, Houston, we have a problem!
Why did I write this satire today? Two days ago, at Garki 2, a young lady with well-formed hips came out of a building and stood by the road to flag down a taxi. I tell you, Kim K has nothing on this woman’s butt and I wasn’t looking at her o. I was humming Tisha Cobbs ‘Break Every Chain’ when I saw her. The next thing I knew, an SUV rammed me from behind. Gbosa!
A well-dressed young man came out and apologised profusely as I looked at my dented rear bumper. Whilst apologising, he kept glancing at the young lady a few metres away.
‘Mr Man!’ I said, ‘before Yansh will kill you, go and meet that girl and take her contacts so that you will know that the bills you will pay for fixing my dent will be worth it!’
The Guy nor slack. He went to the Lady and a couple of minutes later, they both walked back to his SUV.
I don’t care to know what went down with him and the endowed lass but all I know is that I have a new rear bumper at his expense which was fixed yesterday.
Obviously that kind of person would not care to pay for bumpers. What with the way he rammed my car from behind, it doesn’t take much imagination to visualise the other types of ramming he loves doing behind closed doors.


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Guys, Take Note: These are 8 Things Women Wish You Would Do to Her During S*x

It is a widely accepted notion that women enjoy s*x much more than men do and crave for it often. These are some things ladies secretly want men to do to them during s*x.
 
No one wants to have boring s*x, so bone up on these top tips if your loving is a bit lame.
 
If you feel like you’re just going through the motions when it comes to getting down and dirty, it’s time to inject some spice back into your s*x life.
 
A recent study asked ladies to spill their thoughts on what makes a guy good in bed and a whopping 96% said they want a man to dominate in the bedroom.
 
Experimentation was also deemed as “very important”, with 86% revealing they wouldn't be impressed if a guy stuck to missionary.
 
We spoke to sexual health expert Samantha Evans, co-owner of Jo Divine, about how couples can get frisky if you feel like your relationship is flat-lining.
 
In an exclusive interview with Daily Star Online, Samantha shared her top tips on how to be more adventurous in bed.
 
1. Role play
 
Try acting out different roles which turn your partner on and vice versa. Experiment with what works for you.
 
Meeting your husband at the door dressed in a sexy tight skirt, blouse, stockings and heels will soon ignite his flame.
 
Tell each other what makes you tick and what turns you on.
 
You may be pleasantly surprised at what your partner fantasises about. Role play enables you to connect sexual fantasies with reality.
 
2. Switch positions
 
There’s more to s*x than the Missionary position. Find that special move that is just right for both of you – you may be surprised at how different and better s*x can feel in this position.
 
Being on top is extremely pleasurable for many women, allowing deeper penetration and access to your clitoris and will excite your partner too.
 
Rather than lying back and letting him do all the work, release your inner s*x kitten and dominate your partner, you might like it and I’m sure your partner will love it.
 
Tell him what you are going to do, where and how and ask him if he has any specific requests he has always fantasised about (he needs to be realistic with his requests).
 
3. Variety is the spice of life
 
Just having s*x in the bedroom is boring so explore new places to have some naughty fun.
 
Get off the bed and into the kitchen or on the dining room table. Change the time when you have sex, early morning sex has been proven to be extremely beneficial and there’s nothing more fun than drawing the curtains, or not, on a sunny afternoon to have illicit s*x.
 
Join your partner in the shower before work or choose a day when your life is less hectic and the children are fully occupied. Arrange to meet for lunch at lunch when the children are at school so you can have a midday quickie.
 
Surprise s*x will always make your partner smile and initiating sex with your partner will turn him on.
 
4. Dirty talk
 
Communication is so important in relationships. When we stop talking, problems start to arise, especially within our sex lives.
 
Men aren’t mind readers and neither are we, so tell each other how you are feeling and what you like.
 
Tell each other what feels good, that you love each other, what you would like to do to each other, where you love to be kissed and what you like about each other’s bodies.
 
You may both be surprised about what is said if you are honest with each other. If a man sees his partner actively enjoying what they are doing, it is a huge turn on.
 
Share your sexual fantasies, you may be surprised to find his fantasy is the same as yours.
 
5. Read erotica
 
Reading erotica has become the acceptable norm for many women and has kindled their sexual desires in many ways.
 
Reading a short steamy erotic story can coax the first sparks of sexual desire in you. It may also give you some ideas for your own sex life too.
 
Writing down your own sexual fantasies with your partner or filming yourselves during sex can really heat up your sexual desire.
 
Don’t rely on ready made pornography, create your own. Just remember to delete it if you film it on the family camera.
 
By writing down your sexual fantasies and sharing them with your partner not only lets your partner know what you desire is bed but will also help you identify what it is you need.
 
6. Lube up
 
Something as simple as sexual lubricants can transform your sex life, enabling you to enjoy more pleasurable sex, last longer and feel more aroused.
 
Ensure you use pH balanced lube as some products contain substances which can irritate your vulva, vagina and penis, nothing worse than a stinging vagina or burning penis.
 
7. Try BDSM
 
You could try experimenting with light bondage to add some spice to your sex life using ties, ticklers and blindfolds if sex toys aren’t your thing.
 
Bondage offers another aspect to sexual pleasure and arousal which you may prefer and see as less threatening than a sex toy.
 
Blindfolds are a safe, non-threatening way to expand your erotic horizons and a great way increase your sexual pleasure and heighten your senses.
 
Simple tickles and ties can add to your sexual arousal if your fantasy is being restrained but make sure you have a safe word if either of you wants to stop or be released.
 
8. Play with toys
 
With a third of Brits admitting to using sex toys to enhance their sex play and experience a wide range of sexual sensations, such as having an orgasm which may not be possible during sex play, sex toys can spice up a flagging sex life and bring a bit of fun into your life.
 
However, you may think it is a good idea to surprise your partner with a birthday, anniversary or Valentine’s Day gift but it is advisable to talk to them first before whipping out your realistic 8inch silicone vibrator just as you are getting into bed.
 
They may think that your sex life is lacking in some way if you want to use a sex toy.
 
Reassure them that this is not the case and you just want to find ways in which to pep up your sex life and enjoy different sexual sensations and pleasure.
Start small. A common mistake both men and women make when buying a sex toy is related to size. Men tend to think that bigger is better, which can be a complete turn off for many women and some men who are not keen on sex toys as they see them as their replacement.
 
Clitoral vibrators are ideal to introduce into your sex play. Beautifully designed, they do not bear any resemblance to anything of a phallic nature. They may be small but have strong motors which make them great for slipping between you during sex for clitoral stimulation.
 
Male sex toys such as penis rings offer vibratory power which stimulate you both and make his erection feel bigger and firmer too.
 
Why not try remote controlled sex toys to widen your sexual exploits? Allowing your partner to be in control of the vibrations can be a little scary but also thrilling at the same time.
 
Many women find it hard to lose control and using a remote controlled vibrator is the perfect way to help you to let go and experience the best orgasms you have ever had.
 
Start your foreplay early by enjoying a dinner date whilst he’s in control of the remote. You may not make it to dessert.
 


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Bath Your Girlfriend or I'll Do It for You - Lagos Pornstar Releases Eye-popping Photos & Video with His N*ked Girls

A Lagos-based man known on Instagram to be a porn star has shared some alluring pictures and sizzling videos on social media saying, 'Bath your girl or I go do am for you.'
King T
 
Popular Nigerian porn film actor producer identified only as King T.blak who is the founder and CEO of H.O.C Lifestyle, has taken to his social media to warn Nigerian men that if they fail to make out time to bath their girlfriends, he'll do it for them.

"Bath your girl or i go do am for you #BELIEVE #HOCCAP #recklesslifestyle #HOClifestyle," he captioned a racy snaps and video where whe was filmed bathing a topless lady who he is using for his latest porn movie.
 
See more photos and video below;
 
 
Watch King T's new video where he bath his lady pornstar below;
 


bodyJul!et in Auchi Poly sh@res h-er f@llen 0ranges 
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Can This Be Real? Goat Allegedly Slept with a Human and Gave Birth to a Monster (Photos)

In some weird photos making rounds on social media, a shocking creature have been birthed by a goat as experts say the animal might have slept with a human.
 
According to some weird photos shared on Twitter by SA Frog News, it seems that a goat might have in a way slept with a human being after giving  birth to a strange looking creature in a town known as Limpopo - a South African province bordering Botswana.
 
"Goat gives birth to a strange looking creature in Limpopo. Experts believe the goat might have slept with a human," the online news Twitter handle captioned the shocking pictures.
 
See more photos below;
 


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Ladies, Stay Alert: These are 10 Warning Signs of Cervical Cancer You Can't Joke With

Many of the women who are suffering from cervical cancer currently failed to pay attention to early signs their bodies gave them. These are some signs of the disease you must pay attention to.
 
According to the American Cancer Society, there are an estimated 12,340 new cases of cervical cancer in America each year. Sadly, approximately 4,000 women die of this silent killer each year.
 
Women of all ages are at risk for cervical cancer once they begin having sexual intercourse. And the human papillomavirus (or HPV) is the most common reason why malignant cancer cells start to develop in the tissues of the cervix (the pear-shaped organ below the uterus).
 
As the second most common type of cancer for women worldwide, cervical cancer kills slowly, also making it one of the most treatable and preventable cancers. This is why regular pap smears and vaginal exams, should you encounter any of these symptoms, can save your life…
 
1. No Symptoms
 
The scariest thing about this silent killer of women is just that—it’s a silent disease that oftentimes doesn’t show any symptoms at all in the early stages. However, as the cancer advances, you will likely experience pelvic pain, abnormal bleeding, and urinary issues that signal cervix issues.
 
2. Pelvic Pain
 
Many women experience cramps at the start of their monthly menstrual cycle. However, achy pelvic pain outside of that time frame, or sharp cramps when you don’t typically suffer any, can be a symptom of cervical cancer.
 
3. Abnormal Bleeding
 
One of the most common warning signs of cervical cancer is abnormal bleeding outside of thenormal menstrual cycle. Of course, this varies from woman to woman—from spotting to heavy bleeding that comes and goes with no explanation.
 
4. Painful Urination
 
Pain when urinating can indicate a problem with the cervix.  Bladder pain or an achy sensation during urination often occurs in advanced cancer cases if the cancer spreads to the bladder.
 
5. Unusual Discharge
 
Abnormal vaginal discharge—either increased discharge or discharge that appears off in texture, color or odor—can be indicative of cervical cancer. Typically, discharge will contain mucus (which explains the thickness and foul odor) and should be reported to your health care professional.
 
6. Abnormal Menstrual Cycles
 
Most women have experienced abnormal bleeding or spotting between menstrual periods—sometimes when sick, following sexual intercourse, after a pap smear, or during stressful times. However, regular bleeding between menstrual cycles can indicate irritation of the cervix andcervical cancer.
 
7. Pain or Bleeding After S*x
 
Even those of us with healthy cervix can see some spotting after sex. However, if pain and bleeding occur more often following sex, it can indicate an underlying health issue such as cervical cancer, and the cervix should be examined by your doctor.
 
8. Anemia
 
Anemia can occur with cervical cancer when the number of healthy red blood cells decrease and are replaced by white blood cells trying to fight off the disease. Anemia typically causes the patient to feel tired and completely zapped of energy, which can cause a typically energetic person to experience unexplained fatigue and weight loss due to a loss of appetite.
 
9. Urinary Incontinence
 
Any change in bladder habits, such as urine leakage when sneezing or jumping, tinges of blood in the urine (hematuria), or total loss of bladder control (incontinence) may indicate an underlying condition such as cervical cancer as the as the cancer grows larger or spreads to other organs in the body.
 
10. Back Pain
 
Pelvic or back pain, particularly in the region of the lower back that may send shooting pains down the leg, and even cause swelling (edema) of the legs.

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